Next week, People Magazine will announce 2013's Sexiest Man Alive and — if rumor proves true — the title will go to Adam Levine, a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia.
Between seeing this clown and that Robin Thicke dude serve as contemporary babe magnet icons, I'm thinking I'm more than overdue for a douchewad makeover. Does one need to move down to Dodgertown to make that happen?
Whut? "Mission-style" burrito for California, and not tri-tip? I call bull-, I mean, Cincinnati-style chili.